Saturday, December 04, 2021

TOA HIGHLIGHT - The Hesher Patch Jacket

The Teens On Acid - Super Custom Hesher Jacket 001 - A Brand New Distressed Denim Jacket decked out with 14 Patches! Some Exclusive to this item. And some resized to fit this item. Featuring Metal Studded Edging and Slap Jack panels on the wrists. One-of-a-Kind Art Jacket. Size XL.


POSTED BY: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia 

Tuesday, November 23, 2021

TOA Highlight: VINYL SPRAY CAN "V.009"


For the Second TOATOYS drop: Teens On Acid Vinyl Spray Can Title: #009

A full-scale replica spray can with fixed Fat Cap and featuring a Stash Cap in the Base! This Rotocast Vinyl Art Toy comes wrapped in a Vinyl Sticker Label, silk-screened with Teens On Acid artwork from the Milkbar Villainy Series. Featuring a tripped out and rolled over 'Bartholomew'. 

Utilizing the DIY Spray Can 2.0 platform developed by Discordia Merchandising, the mold for which is already fully developed and Standard White retail units have been available through International Retailers all year. Now in Pink for the first time exclusively for TEENS ON ACID!

NOTE: Designer Toys are not toys, they are ART. Do not buy these for kids! Unless they are really weird and you want to be a cool parent forever!


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Saturday, November 13, 2021

TOA Highlight: Turtles On Acid

We are pleased to announce the first ever Teens On Acid TOATOYS drop: Turtles On Acid!

BUT WAIT! This is not just some toy. It's Fine Art.

This Figure is hand made in high quality resin by Hella Radical Toys. Assembled here in the USA by Discordia Merchandising, in custom made packaging. Emulating a carded action figure, but with very thick backing board that wont warp.

BUT WAIT! THIS FIGURE GLOWS IN THE DARK! And you will be free to Choose Solid Pink or Pink & Black at Survey Time. You are also free to get both! So Double up your Figures in ADD-ONs and get your flipper game on!

This is the very first in a Series of Art Toys from Teens on Acid. Don't miss this opportunity to pick up this Kickstarter Exclusive figure that will be produced in a Limited Run based on orders taken.


POSTED BY: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia


Thursday, November 11, 2021

Wednesday, November 10, 2021

JIMMY 8" Resin Statue - PreOrder Event


JIMMY is an 8" high-quality polystone resin statue for the strange and unusual because JIMMY himself is strange and unusual. JIMMY is outfitted with his favorite hoodie and AF1 sneakers to take on whatever the underworld may throw at him.

From 8PM and Level 52 Studios

Friday, October 15, 2021

Speakers With Sneakers - Cherry Bomb Edition


The Cherry Bomb limited edition of Speakers with Sneakers are made of red translucent resin. Digitally sculpted by todd L in Denver, CO.. Both come packaged with custom COA, a couple slaps, and resin logo tag. 

 In 3 Inch Singles & The Bag o' Boom set of TWO 1.5 inch figures!

Only 5 of each size/set created!


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Wednesday, October 06, 2021

DIY SPRAY CAN 2.0 - Exclusive Colorways Preorder Event


The best selling DIY Platform vinyl art toy from Discordia Merchandising is back in a new rebuilt form with stash cap in the base. Available for the first time in Black and Green Colorways, along with Standard White. Mix and match your 3 pack, 6 pack, 12 pack, etc. Wholesale Rates available in a special Reward.


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Sunday, August 01, 2021

Lucky Kittypede Vinyl Toy

 As a casual fan of sofubi, and a huge fan of strange creatures, these Kittypedes came to me in a dream one night! I feverously concepted them out and fell in love with my creation and with much ambition I set out to have these beautiful prototypes made! Help me make these Lucky Kittypede a reality!!!

Creator, Babirousa


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Wednesday, July 07, 2021


"This will be my first time showing a whole new set of pieces that combines my love of anime, toys, and Asian pop culture all at once ✨πŸ₯ΊπŸ‘‰πŸΌπŸ‘ˆπŸΌ If you can make it to Beacon NY this weekend I’d love to see y’all’s lovely faces!" -JCORPTM

ANEMOIA Opening Saturday July 10th, 6PM at Clutter Magazine Gallery


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Saturday, May 29, 2021


Hey @clipper - Why do you think it’s ok to steal my art and sell it on your lighters without my permission? So tired of companies blindly stealing my art as well as so many artists hard work to make a buck without even researching where the art came from. Hope to hear from you soon @clipper" - Oliver Hibert

Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Thursday, May 20, 2021



GWISH THE EXTINGUISHER is an 8.5 Inch Designer Toy being financed through preorders on Kickstarter. We at Underground Blend look forward to this toy and many more from the same French artist. We hope the manufacturing can meet this challenge and make something as cool as the art you see here.


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Thursday, May 13, 2021

SCP Foundation PreOrder Add-Ons


Limited Run Exclusive SCP Foundation Staff Issue Items have been added to the SCP-5000 WHY Graphic Novel PreOrder Event. Including the Custom Printed 3 layer Medical Masks seen here.

Credit Card thick SCP Foundation Clearance Cards.

The SCP-5000 Patch.

We are also pleased to announce that the SCP-5000 WHY Graphic Novel achieved Project We Love status. This has boosted the project to the top of all related search results on Kickstarter and helped up reach more clients and unlock tons of Add-Ons and Upgrades including Hardcover, Free Bookmark and Miniprint, and much more.


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Friday, April 30, 2021

Jesse Hernandez is F*cking Epic!


Yes Jesse Hernandez is F*cking Epic. If you can't see why, you must be actually blind. and even then you would still be able to feel it.



Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Tuesday, April 27, 2021

SCP-5000 The Graphic Novel from Discordia Publishing


The SCP Foundation file SCP-5000 in Graphic Novel form for the first time. Consider this the premier SCP comic book style publication as well as the premier book release from Discordia Publishing, the new publishing branch of Discordia Merchandising.

This badass Scifi/Horror/Mystery tale is lovingly illustrated by artist DrDobermann. Based on the 5000 Series Contest Winning file by writer Tanhony. It incorporates the full scope of the SCP Foundation by covering a vast swath of Foundation lore while presenting the entire gambit of Fandom Favorites!

If this is your very first introduction to the SCP Foundation Multiverse, you are in good hands.

UPDATE: Free Hardcover Format Upgrade Unlocked!!!


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador DrGavrielDiscordia

Wednesday, March 17, 2021

Summoning Devil 10 Inch x Spicy Donut


Summoning Devil - A 10" Vinyl Figure by Spicy Donut

A huge new vinyl creation from Spicy Donut! The devil is looking for a contest and he's bringing a shiny fiddle made of gold!

Sculpt by Aaron White from Promistyx


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Tuesday, March 16, 2021

The NFT Market is an Ecocidal Doom Machine


The stats in the image above are based on 6 months of NFT trades.

There is an Ecological Impact of NFTs. Apparently the trade in coded simulacra is burning up energy at alarming rates. I can't say I personally know a damn thing about how NFTs work nor how the Crypto currency system works either. I also don't know how cars work. But I don't need to know anything about combustion engines to know tail pipes spew hot steamy death.

Someone else however knows a lot about how all these things work and they did all the research and penned a very intimate look at this Digital Bubble of hot steaming death. And you can find all this highly detailed work hereon Medium: LINK

Hint: Most of the damage to the world is actually due to the Ethereum cypto currency that is required to participate in the NFT Market. Which all really sounds like some kind of scam being played on Artists by the people behind Ethereum to me.

I am however, betting this bubble will pop way before it collapses the biosphere because of one simple fact. Speculation. 
Bubble Markets pop when more people are trying to cash in on something VS people who just love it and want to keep it. Profit VS Pleasure. Think Beanie Babies, or Funko Pops. Both of these landfill bound brick-a-brack items spurred many a baseball card collector into thinking they would be worth big money, we all know what happened to the Beanie Baby market. Even though some people still enjoy Beanie Babies to this day.
The NFT Market however, is 100% Profit Speculation. No one is getting into this market for the pleasure of it. It was doomed from the start. $5,000 gif files may be the bomb hustle for a few starving artists who get a jump on this devastating scam at the start, but all the buyers are going to left holding the bag when the value of these intangible artifacts drops like a rock.

Now here is what I really hate about the NFT thing altogether, they are a digital Funko Pop. Pops, rope in average consumers who would never buy Designer Toys, in spite of some people musing that they are a gateway drug toy, which they are NOT. Your average mall dweller doesn't actually give a damn about Pops, they just like their fandoms. Most Designer Toys are not backed by a cartoon and the inevitable Cereal Boxes. So mall dwellers will never give a damn about Designer Toys, Pops or no Pops.

My point here is that NFTs, and their inevitable demise and fallout, just like Funko Pops, won't motivate the average consumer to move on to collecting real art on canvases any more than the collapse of the speculative value of Funko Pops will move collectors surrounded by little white boxes filled with worthless bobbleheads to go to DCon and start paying for $100 vinyl toys.

If anything these Flipper Markets will, in the long term, leave Artists everywhere stranded with way less long term fan base, on desert islands of plastic bottles, riddled with cancer, cursing their digital wallets.
Maybe I'm wrong, but the bastards in charge never change. So good luck with that.

Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Saturday, March 06, 2021

1 ARTIST 1 PATCH - VOL 02 - Hosted By The Super Sucklord


The 19th Successful Pre-Order Event from Discordia Merchandising has launched. 1 Artist 1 Patch Vol 02 Hosted by The Super Sucklord himself. And as host he gets a showcase of more than just patches on offer. Included are Shirts and a Coffee Mug featuring the new SUCKADELIC Cassette Design!

All these items are a Limited Run restricted to this project, so when its over, that's it for these rare Patches and the Exclusive Sucklord items. So get your flip on while you can!


Posted by: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Tuesday, February 09, 2021


PEEL Has A Posse Special Issue is now available for retail. The full stock of only 500 issues is online, and available at wholesale rate for YOUR online store. 

And we have added all new exclusive items, see below.


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Friday, February 05, 2021



SCP Foundation Super Deluxe Patches Series is back with an all new line of GLOW IN THE DARK elements! Various popular and all new designs with glow elements are now available for PreOrder on Kickstarter. This marks the 18th successful project for Discordia Merchandising!


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Friday, January 22, 2021

PEEL HAS A POSSE - Special Issue Signed Copies


Fresh from the Bootleg Posse Project on Kickstarter, the PEEL Has A Posse Special Issue of PEEL Magazine is now available to the public signed by Dave Peel and Gavriel Discordia.

Only 23 issues are available at this time while we fulfill app Kickstarter Pre-Orders, which we are coming close to completing. Once those pre-orders are all packed and shipped, fill retail of unsigned issues will follow.


Posted By Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Thursday, November 26, 2020

BIDEN HAS A POSSE - VICTORY 2020 Vinyl Sticker Pack


Joe Biden is the rightful 46th President of the United States with a record shattering volume of Votes never seen before in American History.

Take that Haters!

To celebrate Discordia Merchandising is releasing a special drop of High-Quality Weather-Proof Silk-Screened Vinyl Stickers for the Streets. Ranging in Size from 6x6 Inches to 4x4 Inches to 3x3 Inches. Available in Various Bulk Assortments.


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Saturday, October 03, 2020

SUCKADELIC Stoopid Stickers and More for Retail


Step right up and empty your wallets on some of this fine-ass paraphernalia. Super rare, elicit goods sure to increase in value for years to come. Step on up eBay flippers! You know the hustle. 


Also available are a few left over Coffee Mugs that utilize actual Black Magic, and some VERY rare left over Suckadelic Button Sets.


Posted By: Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia

Friday, October 02, 2020

THE SJW STREET PACKS and BLM Sticker Print Unlocked


THE SJW STREET PACKS include 10 BLM Has A Posse and 10 RBG Has A Posse 3x3 inch Vinyl Stickers for 20 Stickers total. All at a special low price to strip away at any profits on our end. (They still cost us money to print, pack, & ship so nothing we can do about that.)

BLACK LIVES MATTER Has A Posse - by VOXX ROMANA. A Special Silk-Screened Vinyl Sticker print printed a huge 9x9 inches! Available in a Stand alone Reward and in various SJW Reward Bundles.


Posted By:Cultural Ambassador Gavriel Discordia